We won’t lie to you.
Poker Twitter can sometimes be a dense, dark, and downright disturbing place.
With its petty squabbles, bad beat stories, and Allen Kessler, perhaps you’re considering leaving poker Twitter behind altogether (just kidding, Allen).
But before you do, let us introduce you to some accounts that are well worth following. Accounts whose tweets break through the ennui and almost always leave a smile on our faces.
Here are some of the funniest poker follows on Twitter.
MARLE SRAGG
Combining sketch comedy and poker, Marle Spragg shoots hilarious videos so close to the bone that it’s scary.
This is WSOP pic.twitter.com/V9PRDpZuqG
— Marle Spragg (@MarleSpragg) June 10, 2022
every poker podcast ever. pic.twitter.com/yVhh8CJUxY
— Marle Spragg (@MarleSpragg) July 25, 2022
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WILL JAFFE
Known for his gut-busting series of ‘tough conversations’, Will Jaffe gets to the heart of the matter and breaks down topics in his candid, dyspeptic style.
This one is long overdue but it’s time. (And yes, I am busto) pic.twitter.com/9AW6SEhV5e
— WIll jaffe (@dankness3) June 25, 2022
Hope you are all doing great out there cuz honestly I’ve had enough pic.twitter.com/ENQC4RMkwX
— WIll jaffe (@dankness3) July 9, 2022
GREG GOES ALL IN
Combining his theatre background with his love of poker, Greg Goes All In creates short videos highlighting the hilarious and often absurd elements of poker (his Hellmuth PR agent video is exceptional).
“phil hellmuth’s marketing manager has a hard job”
sub on youtube plz ty@GGPoker @phil_hellmuth pic.twitter.com/1dTATW86ra
— Greg Goes All In (@GREGGOESALLIN) July 15, 2022
the different kinds of bets you see at the poker table#poker #casino #gamble #vegas #lasvegas #ggpoker @GGPoker pic.twitter.com/5YSelEikIy
— Greg Goes All In (@GREGGOESALLIN) July 12, 2022
apestyles Bootcamp
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The apestyles Bootcamp brings together some of the biggest names in poker for 4 days of poker training and entertainment! Each day our panel of coaches and guest speakers methodically goes through different aspects of NL Holdem MTT poker, inluding preflop, flop, turn, river, ICM, mental game. Guest speakers include apestyles, Antonio Esfandiari, Jeff Gross, Ben Spragg, Fintan Hand, Jordan Drummond, and more!
CHRIS KRUK
Not only is Chris Kruk one of the best all-around poker players in the world and a regular in the big cash games at Bobby’s Room, but he’s also a pretty damn funny tweeter too. Follow him for the high-stakes stories, stay for the jibes.
The start of this story was, “So I’m playing gus Hansen heads up high on LSD and I’m playing fucking great. I 3b the 54s and it comes AKJ, so I obviously check/call.” I’ll let the jungle take it away from there. Enjoy pic.twitter.com/CBMMFtjHvw
— Chris Kruk (@chriskruk4) June 10, 2022
Most will never make it to 5k/month playing poker. Here’s 3 reasons why:
1) It’s fucking hard
2) They confuse bullshit posted on twitter by snakeoil salesmen for real strategy content
3)Pocket Jacks— Chris Kruk (@chriskruk4) July 25, 2022
BENJAMIN ‘SPRAGGY’ SPRAGG
They don’t come much dryer than good old Spraggy. Undoubtedly one of the funniest streamers on Twitch, Spraggy also dishes out laughs on Twitter.
Please stop sending me this. pic.twitter.com/GJk3Yrafmk
— Spraggy (@spraggy) July 31, 2022
Me, trying to stay calm when I realise I registered Level 3 and we are still 100bb deep in the $1k. pic.twitter.com/td8Y1h7GHh
— Spraggy (@spraggy) July 9, 2022
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THOMAS KEELING
Best known for his work on YouTube as Doug Polk’s video editor, Thomas Keeling–the creative director at Poker King Media–also goes solo and his Twitter videos are always amusing.
New entrance music for @RealKidPoker pic.twitter.com/iCaXrHTsFi
— Thomas Keeling (@SrslySirius) June 26, 2022
Goodbye Rio pic.twitter.com/R0oKcCTlnK
— Thomas Keeling (@SrslySirius) November 23, 2021
FINTAN HAND
Never afraid to speak his mind, Finty’s Twitter is full of memorable memes, amusing admissions, and digs at Spraggy (which, let’s face it, is worth a follow on its own).
I didn’t choose this life, it chose me. pic.twitter.com/dPIu33CFC6
— Fintan Hand (@EasyWithAces) August 1, 2022
Good to see Spragg is at least having fun off the tables in Vegas.
Get that factor 50 on son! pic.twitter.com/xlcT3F54AC
— Fintan Hand (@EasyWithAces) July 4, 2022
Who do you think has the funniest poker account on Twitter?
Let us know at…where else! Twitter: @BBZPoker.
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